band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
sambrero: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Too bad.
lameborghini: *sends u nudes but just as a friend*
ianoshea: Yahoo is deleting every blog that doesn’t follow me you should spread the news and follow me if you don’t want your blog deleted.
nbcemployee: the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
meladoodle: Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 24 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
poopflow: cause of death: second hand embarrassment
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
Getting the septum done today
godlovesfags: if you’re in high school and you feel like your life is getting worse or like you’re getting sad you really need to just stop fucking blogging so much. y’all just sit here and enable each other to feel sorry for yourselves and sit online all day just making it worse. hang out with friends. go outside. do something.
svviffer: yourtubes: what if your penis could talk it would probably be a dick all the time
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dropsofprana: Astral projection is a difficult thing to achieve. The number one bit of advice I have to share is to go into the process of projecting with no expectations. Step 1) Relaxation You have to completely relax the body. Sit, or lay in a comfortable position, but make sure it…
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Knowing better but doing anyways
I love it when teachers dont get back to you after 2 weeks and aren’t clear ever ever ever ever evererjakjdfkljdsa;
basedsushigoat: it’s human nature to want the booty
bepeu: what i learned in high school you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher there is more than one kind of cool if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you not all food is edible who cares
canadianslut: *sprays febreze on your attitude*
moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Yesterday while ringing someone up on an item I had to ask the girl for her email, as some sorta confirmation or w/e for her order cause it was something we has to ship to her house. Anyway after I asked for her email she kinda paused for a second and then whispered “Edward… Dot.. Love.. At…” And I kinda just stared at her
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one